The police officers all look at you sternly and warily as you put out the fire, ensuring that there's no funny business.
"Look, young man," one of them begins. "You're not in the freaking woods. You can't just light a fire wherever you please, especially not on a public monument such as this bridge. I'm afraid I'm going to have to write you a ticket."
She begins to write you a ticket for 10 stars.
She extends her arm to give it to you.