Hello mighty Arceus! Welcome to PE2K! Have you tried looking on the GTS for a Japanese Ditto? That's where I got mine from. If you put up a Ditto and ask for another Ditto, you might be lucky and get a Japanese one, since Japanese people are looking for English Ditto to do the Masuda method themselves!
We have a couple EV training/IV breeding guides around. I wrote one here
for EV training, which might help. It was written for Diamond and Pearl but EV training works the same still. If you need any specific help you can always contact me or another mod directly or make a new thread in the related board.
Hope you have fun here and stick around! =)