[Steak]

"And the night shall be filled with music,
And the cares that infest the day
Shall fold their tents like the Arabs
And as silently steal away."
-Kanye West, American musician

Trainer: Steak
Party:
Currently: Waking up from a nap.

you are at least 80% sure that's kanye material.

After obtaining your STARTER POKEMON, you decided it would be a good idea to wait on starting out for Route 1, so you expertly picked out a BEAUTIFUL TREE to snooze under. Zubat is a nocturnal Pokemon after all, and you're a bit of a NIGHT OWL yourself. Perhaps not a wise bird, though, because to the north, storm clouds are rumbling like a CHAMPIONSHIP BOXING MATCH.
man, you could go for a round or two of fisticuffs. but first things first.
You toss out a RED AND WHITE BALL-SHAPED CAPSULE.

> Zubat: SCREEEEE!

wow ok thank you for that. your eardrums are throbbing. you guys are off to a great start!

Scanning...
Retrieving data...
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SPECIES: ZUBAT
...
CLASSIFICATION: FRIENDLY

Your DUMB RAD POINTY RAD ANIME RAD SHADES spectaCOOLS spark to life as you stand up.
your eyewear is basically a computer how cool even is that there is not a day that goes by where you can come remotely close to getting over how awesome that is.

Standing by...

just look at this guy. flapping with all his might, zipping and zooming all over the place. dude has no past whatsoever outside of the laboratory and it probably wasn't too long into his life that you picked him up. you stare at your new pal intensely. he needs a name. but it's not even a question.

> Enter name.

"your name.............................................. ....................is Brobat."
Brobat doesn't say a thing, just writes it off and keeps flapping around all confused-like. you can dig. dude's chill to the max. though he doesn't have a past, you do. and now you both are a team united for the future or something. SICK!

Retrieving data...
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CODENAME: Brobat
CLASSIFICATION: TEAM MEMBER

"ok Brobat. are you ready for your initiation speech 'cause we ain't playin' no more games here."
Brobat gets mad tired of flip-flappin around and settles on the finest looking tree branch it ever did see.
"right well here is your speech: let's go dude."

> Steak: Enter Route 1.