Re: King of the Hill
The Fanicom Zapper has debuffs becuase it's a Ninja wielding a Gun. EVERY. LAST. F**ING. GUN. IN. THE. FREAKING. GAME. IS. WEAKER. IN. A. NINJA'S. HANDS. PEROID.
Also, Pit shoots you with the Aquarius Blade, which is in no way, shape or form the same object you gave the not-at-all quaint moinker of the 'noob sword,' for quite frankly, that is Palutana's Bow. Note that it's a bow. Also note that the Aquarius Blade is Pit's current weapon, and not Palutana's Bow.
Just getting that out of the way. Like your unconsious body. I stash your body in a Volcano and let Convection do the dirty work.