Re: King of the Hill
I block your Wii-Sabre with a Wii console. Both explode, causing both of us to faint.
Pit: *Pulling Latio-Nytro up the hill* Ugh, you're heavy!
Pit pulls me up the hill, and when I regain consiousness, I have it to myself. You don't wake up the same time I do because the blast harmed you more, thanks in full to your ridiculously low defense stat. I make sure you awake somewhere else, away from the hill.