Re: King of the Hill
The stuff you stole from me were bombs. Unwittngly to you, they were also the remote control kind, but only smokes. You had to pay them in advance, so I set off the bombs, they get pissed at you for believing you did so (and I teleported the remote into one of your pockets, which also has one of your fingerprints, making them fully believe this). They oblitherate you, the FBI sneak in and oblitherate them, return to the mainland, and I claim the hill.