Granted! You now swap places with me in this PENALTY GAME! Also, you have to play upside down, saying everything backwards, always make a refrence to a video game in every sentance while still flowing perfectly and still backwards, AND you have to let the opponent cheat in one, very painful manner. You said something, which translates to ANYTHING, wish-wise. :D
I wish for popcorn. And said Popcorn to be edible and not eat me. Or be sentient.