[Foxamivalth]

A policeman caught a nasty little boy with a bb
gun in one hand and a ferret in the other.
"Now Listen here," the policeman said,
"Whatever you do to that poor, defenseless
creature I shall personally do to you"
"In that case," said the boy.
"I'll kiss it's butt and let it go"


Q: Ferrets favor fashions by which designer?
A: Alberta Ferretti.

Q: Who is a ferret's favorite composer?
A: Ferretric Chopin.

Q: Who is a ferret's favorite band?
A: The Ferretones.

Q: Which ferret became an author of stories set in
WWII and after?
A: Elie Weasel.