I wound up in a mutation machine that overrid the genetic anomaly that prevented me from evolving by forgoing the entire concept and just transforming me into a Roserade rather than 'evolving' me. BIG DIFFERENCE.
You also broke my wishe's rules, but whatever, I'm too bored to counter. Wish Granted...BUT your SU is rejected again. And again. And again. And again. And again.
I wish that there was an Item specifically for Roserade that's akin to a Soul Dew save it increases Speed as well. It also can't kill me on contact.