Originally Posted by goldwynaut
but the glue remover wipes the color of the bills so now you only have a lot of fine white squares of paper
but a pyro comes in with a flamethrower and burn the bills
i wish you would stop asking the same question over and over
Originally Posted by Vanitas
congratz you now on a computer made of windows
Vanitas, I got to him first. I also corrupt your corruption to remove his corruption that the gule removed the coloration of my bills, so now they're spendable. Oh, you didn't make a wish? Check your quote. That IS your wish. Hehehe. Good wish, to give GW a SECOND computer made of window panes.
As per Gold's Wish that you never granted...Whatever. Wish Granted, I can no longer repeat questions exactly. As I am not doing this by wishing for a bigger amount each time, I still get to wish for money.
NOW THEN, time for the REEEEEEEEELY, REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELY
I wish for a Centillion (A Centillion is a 1 followed by 670 zeroes) dollars in 100 dollar bills, that aren't magic/carnivorous/evil/fake, for me to NOT be mugged until I spend ALL the money I get from said centillion dollars, and NOT have any reason to leave the money there occur. The mugging cannot be affected by this wish or the corruption I know is going to occur, nor can anything teleport the money away, as that counts as mugging, and me forgetting about the money counts as a reason to leave the money there, and nothing can come WITH the money to prevent me from immediately taking it. There can also be no substances on the dollar bills that prevent them from being spent immediately after I pick them up. They also must be fireproof, again, without being fake. They must be put on the ground right in front of me as well, but not crush me under them.