Uggh....finally going to do it....don't laugh >.<
here it goes:
"Osha-wott? What could that be? Let me check my Pokedex!" *flips open Pokedex and this image appears on the small, flashing screen
*The Pokedex speaks up* "That is a Eraros Pokemon! It is a ground/fighting type Pokemon. It is usually found standing on its protruding claw-like antlers. It often appears at parties showing off its balance skills. In this particular time, it is preparing for Friday night by balancing a small tenis ball on its lithe tail."