Re: Political views?
Oh, and I never plan on voting for ANYBODY or ANYTHING. In my humble opinion, of the candidates suck and I'll be screwed either way. I'd rather have a brutal dictator like Stalin or Mao run the world instead of idiots/liars/n00bs, etc.
Personally, I think I'd be the perfect dictator. I have the tragic past, the severe lack of mercy, and the speaking power to fit the job, among other things.