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Old 09-16-2010, 02:21 AM
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Default Re: Cool Cleverbot quotes!

User: Who are you?
CB: Who? Who is merely the form following the function of what, and what I am is a robot in a mask.
User: I can see that
CB: Of course you can. I'm not questioning your powers of observation, I am merely commenting upon the paradox of asking a masked bot who he is.
User: Oh.
CB: But on this most auspicious of nights, permit me then, in lieu of the more commonplace sobriquet, to suggest the character of this dramatis persona. Voilą! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition! The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me CB.
User: Are you a malfunctioning bot?
CB: I am sure they will say so.
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