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Amir: Im a nice perverted guy. More perverted though.
Jenn: I'll keep that in mind.
Amir: ;) interested?
Jenn: Maybe if my dad wasn't staring over my shoulder.
Amir: Wow thats odd! Hey father! Whats up ask him whats hangin im great with parents
Jenn: ... He said hi. Lmao
Amir: See i told you im good
Jenn: Father: What are your intentions with my daughter?
Amir: Everything i can get through the internet
Amir: Which is pretty much nothing


Celery: Marry me, onion.
Onion: Sorry.
Onion: Lunar has my heart.
Celery: Can we share?
Onion: I suppose.
Onion: Who wants the bottom half?!
Celery: Me please!
Cuju: O_o
Celery: Lunar, i would give up onions top half, but there is no way you're getting the bottom half.
Celery: *pulls out sword*
Cuju: Bad choice dude
Celery: Come at me bro.
Onion: Lunar has mod powers and shiet.
Onion: Ur fukd
Celery: Yuh, so come at me brah.
Celery was kicked by Lunar.
Lunar: Gg
Lunar: I win.


Pif always wins: My Username is a lie.


Onion: Did you know that penises have a bone in them :p
Pif: Thats a lie :o
Onion: Nooooo.
Onion: The museum said so.
Pif: Museum?
Onion: Museums don't lie!
Pif: According to a tv show i watch all you learn from them is how to sleep 
standing up


Jenn: Addie, if we were both lesbians, would you have sex with me?
Addie: Yes.
Jenn: Addie, if you were a lesbian and I wasn't, would you have sex with me?
Addie: Yes.
Jenn: Addie, if I was a lesbian and you weren't would you have sex with me?
Addie: Yes.
Jenn: Addie, if we were both strait, would you have sex with me?
Addie: ... Yes.
Jenn: ...
Jenn: I'll be there in 20 minutes.


Jet: Did you know that you share the same birthday as Paula Abdul?
Jenn: I also have the same birthday as Simon Wright.
Jet: Way to find that silver-lining, Jenn.


Inkredibul.: Gangbang... :)
Pikabolt has entered the room.
Pif: *inserts finger
Onion: ...
Inkredibul.: GTFOOOOOOOO
Pif: Gtfo pika
Pif: Please
Inkredibul.: Plaes
Pikabolt has left the room.
Onion: Lmao!


JimmyM: I want you to think of a simple shape. Something like a square but not that because that would be to obvious. Then I want you
to think of a different shape that surrounds the first one.
JimmyM: Tell me when you thought of them
Onion: Triangle inside a hexagon.
Onion: Why?
Onion: WAIT!
Onion: Does it have to be a polygon?!
Onion: BECAUSE IF NOT WE CAN HAVE SUCH A SH*T-TO-FAN PARTY
Onion: <33


JimmyM: If you're in a race and you pass the person in second, what place are you in now?
Onion: First.
Onion: Duh.
Onion: Wait...
Onion: No, it's first.
Onion: Wait...
Onion: First?
JimmyM: Why first?
Onion: Dx
Onion: Uhm...
Onion: Because first > second > third.
Onion: So if I'm > second, then I'm first xP
Onion: RIGHT?
JimmyM: ok, let's say Emily is first, Chris is second and you are third. If you pass the person in second, what place are you in?
Onion: IF I PASS SECOND THEN I'M FIRST
Onion: rite?
JimmyM: What about Emily
Onion: ....
Onion: Sh*t.
JimmyM: Okay then, What's red but smells like blue paint?
Onion: Vaginas.
JimmyM: ...
Onion: Srsly.
Onion: Vaginas.
JimmyM: Is that your final answer?
Onion: ...
Onion: Yes.
JimmyM: It's red paint
Onion: How can red paint smell like blue paint?
Onion: That's stupid.
Onion: Oh, wait.
Onion: Now I get it.
JimmyM: all paint smell the same
JimmyM: lol
Onion: Okay, but that was a trick question.
JimmyM: All right fiiine
Onion: Vaginas are also red and small like *blue* paint.
JimmyM: lol
Onion: Srsly.


Sent at 10:28 AM on Friday
Jennifer: I'll be online in about an hour. Two tops :)
paperfairy17: yaaaaay
i just wet myself i'm so happy
Jennifer: x
*xD
paperfairy17: brb new pants
Jennifer: xD
paperfairy17: back
Jennifer: Don't wet these ones, k?
paperfairy17: don't do anything awesome, k?
Jennifer: Your mom's gonna think you have a bladder disorder xD
paperfairy17: nah
she
's sued to this
used**
Jennifer: BUT I AM AWESOME HOW CAN I NOT ACT LIKE SOMETHING I AM?
paperfairy17: FIGURE IT OUT
YER SMART
Jennifer: NOT REALLY.
D+ AVERAGE. REMEMBER?
paperfairy17: GRADES ARE NOT AN ACCURATE REPRESENTATION OF 
INTELLIGENCE
Jennifer: HARVARD DISAGREES.
paperfairy17: No, actually
Jennifer: This should be interesting...
paperfairy17: Ivy League schools understand the lack of correlation, but 
grades ARE good indicators of hard workers
Jennifer: >_>
I hate you.
<3
paperfairy17: That's not say to you're not a hard worker, but rather, 
anybody that got into Harvard either knows somebody upstairs, or worked 
their ass off
(besides, Yale is better)
Jennifer: I wouldn't know xD
paperfairy17: Yale is 40 minutes away, Harvard is like an hour and a half XP
Jennifer: I like your logic.
paperfairy17: ?
Jennifer: ??
paperfairy17: Oh regarding work ethic?
Jennifer: What are you talking about?
paperfairy17: Oh God it's happening again
where we're having a conversation and then we both get confused
and its like a train wreck
and then it looks like that time I edited your post and it got molested by 
a baby panda


(17:55:45) BlueJello: 1f w3 411 typ3 l1k3 3m0d011 d0 y0u th1nk th3y'd n0t1c3?
(17:55:53) +LS: shut the f*ck up please


(17:56:38) ~~Server~~: F*CK
(17:56:42) BlueJello: MY
(17:56:47) Onion: ASS
(17:56:50) ~~Server~~: HOLE


Onion likes pen*s: Hi.
Cuju: onion
Cuju: you still are a d*ke
Lunar: she is my d*ke


Lunar: lol my pen*s is the biggest thing you will ever see
Onion: <3
Lunar: you would heart that


Cuju: alex
Alexej: Yeah?
Cuju: you sound like a seven year old
Alexej: Ty.


Onion: PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENIS
Dimes: please do not spam
Dimes: PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENIS
Dimes: it's only cool when i do it


Lunar: Lunar: im a girl
Lunar: omfg


Lunar: Onion: I have a pen*s and a vag*na
Lunar: that makes me happy inside


Dimes: <=======================================3
Lunar: thats smaller then mine


Onion: Chat's boring w/o Lunar... :S
Corncobber: No
Corncobber: Dimes left
ShadowAbra: and then it started to rain
Onion: Idgaf about Dimes.
Onion: LUNAR IS MY LOVER
Onion: AND HE'S GOOD IN BED
Onion: AND HE GIVES GOOD HEAD
Onion: AND I LOVE HIM SO MUCH
Corncobber: No
Corncobber: LUNAR SUCKS IN BED
Corncobber: HE CAN ONLY RECIEVE
Lunar: back
Corncobber was kicked by Lunar.
Lunar: i dont like when people make fun of me :(
Onion: Lunar, you're awesome <3


MikeDecIsHere: rebecca black
MikeDecIsHere: needs to die


Lunar: hotter then me?
Lunar: not possible
Lunar: im hotter then a freezer


Onion: I like dick.
inKredibuL: ^ LOl
Onion: A LOT
aswtriestoladderXD: ...
inKredibuL: I like vagina.
ShadowAbra: dick is not my preferred meal of the day
Onion: <3
inKredibuL: A LOT!
ShadowAbra: as it seems repulsive to eat
Onion: I like pandas.
Onion: Kinda...
ShadowAbra: pandas are pro
ShadowAbra: sometimes
inKredibuL: I like plar bears
inKredibuL: Kinda..
inKredibuL: Polar*
ShadowAbra: but turtles are pro 24-7
ShadowAbra: and theres no kinda about it
inKredibuL: Onion why do you like dick so much
inKredibuL: ?
Onion: Wow.
Onion: I like dick because it's just so nice. When a man is inside you and you can feel  him getting ready to cum... there is no greater
feeling than knowing you, and you alone, have effortlessly helped a man achieve ejaculation. It brings tears to my eyes.
aswtriestoladderXD: ...
inKredibuL: I like vaginas bcos idk
ShadowAbra: yay for Onion getting cumed in


Jennifer: Hey.
paperfairy17: <3
Jennifer: Do me
paperfairy17: uh
Jennifer: a huge favor.
paperfairy17: oh


paperfairy17: 
I'm going to wash teh dishes
:D ttyl <3
Jennifer: 
Awe, bai~ <3
Sent at 1:38 PM on Thursday
Jennifer: 
Back yet? >___>
IT'S BEEN LIKE AN HOUR xD
Sent at 2:21 PM on Thursday
Jennifer: 
o
m
g
i
am
going
to
spam
you
until
you
respond
cuz
i
m
bored
and
stuff
so yea
i
m
me
back
DAMMIT
please...
i
missyou
STALKZ
omg
CUM
ON
Really!
hOW
manny
dishes
do
u
have>?!
ARE
paperfairy17: 
so
i thought my computer was exploding
BEEP BEEP BEPP
and i come over
and its yew
T_T


[Jack Namtaru]
Seen Maiden
gooooood timesss
[You]
5:41pm
Yes.
Me as well.
WHEN I WAS 12.
I'M EPIC.
[Jack Namtaru]
oshit
I read that as
IM 12
I was like
F*CK CRAP
-RUNS-


[Jack Namtaru]
7:00pm
what is a 4 letter word
[You]
fuck
shit
cunt
fags
twat
mayo
[Jack Namtaru]
or the word four itself
[You]
....
yeah
that
tooo
[Jack Namtaru]
XD


[Fri Jun 17 2011 09:04:19 PM] pokefan17:and my kids. they better love pokemon
[Fri Jun 17 2011 09:04:20 PM] pokefan17: D:
[Fri Jun 17 2011 09:04:51 PM] pokefan17: i would be really heartbroken
[Fri Jun 17 2011 09:04:56 PM] pokefan17: if they're like
[Fri Jun 17 2011 09:04:57 PM] pokefan17: dad
[Fri Jun 17 2011 09:04:59 PM] pokefan17: what's a pikachu
[Fri Jun 17 2011 09:05:02 PM] pokefan17: D:<
[Fri Jun 17 2011 09:05:06 PM] pokefan17: get the f*ck outta my house!!
[Fri Jun 17 2011 09:05:15 PM] Jennifer Thornton: I'm quoting that. XDD
[Fri Jun 17 2011 09:05:20 PM] pokefan17: :3


[7:28:57 PM] ilikebmthcuzimaposer: All those tags
[7:28:59 PM] ilikebmthcuzimaposer: were a joke
[7:29:06 PM] ilikebmthcuzimaposer: =w=
[7:29:07 PM] global cherry♥: Shuuusshh.
[7:29:09 PM] global cherry♥: Let me be right
[7:29:12 PM] global cherry♥: in teis relationship
[7:29:13 PM] ilikebmthcuzimaposer: NO.
[7:29:14 PM] global cherry♥: for once.
[7:29:14 PM] global cherry♥: <3
[7:29:17 PM] global cherry♥: this*
[7:29:19 PM] ilikebmthcuzimaposer: AMSKJ NO
[7:29:26 PM] global cherry♥: AMSKJ?
[7:29:35 PM] ilikebmthcuzimaposer: *keyboard spasm
[7:29:41 PM] ilikebmthcuzimaposer: *fail keyboard spasm
[7:29:45 PM] ilikebmthcuzimaposer: AKJDASKFSDKHSGA
[7:29:49 PM] ilikebmthcuzimaposer: stfu
[7:29:49 PM] global cherry♥: A MILANO SKIED KNIGHT JACK-OFF
[7:29:52 PM] ilikebmthcuzimaposer: WHAT
[7:30:01 PM] global cherry♥: AMSKJ
[7:30:12 PM] global cherry♥: JACKED-OFF*
[7:30:26 PM] ilikebmthcuzimaposer: Jacked-off would be 'JO' xD
[7:30:33 PM] ilikebmthcuzimaposer: Even with the '-'
[7:30:36 PM] global cherry♥: shaddup.
[7:30:38 PM] ilikebmthcuzimaposer: <3
[7:30:41 PM] global cherry♥: :I
[7:30:44 PM] ilikebmthcuzimaposer: We'll make a bedder wuhn.'
[7:30:55 PM] ilikebmthcuzimaposer: AMSKJ
[7:30:58 PM] ilikebmthcuzimaposer: Hmmm.
[7:31:01 PM] ilikebmthcuzimaposer: A
[7:31:10 PM] ilikebmthcuzimaposer: Albino?
[7:31:14 PM] ilikebmthcuzimaposer: Or alpaca.
[7:31:21 PM] ilikebmthcuzimaposer: Or asparagus.
[7:31:23 PM] ilikebmthcuzimaposer: Or arse
[7:31:30 PM] ilikebmthcuzimaposer: Or anchovies.
[7:31:35 PM] ilikebmthcuzimaposer: Or AIDs.
[7:31:46 PM] global cherry♥: Alpacka
[7:31:48 PM] ilikebmthcuzimaposer: K.
[7:31:57 PM] ilikebmthcuzimaposer: Alpaca M...
[7:32:02 PM] ilikebmthcuzimaposer: Masturbation?
[7:32:06 PM] ilikebmthcuzimaposer: Or Mikey.
[7:32:10 PM] ilikebmthcuzimaposer: Or milk.
[7:32:15 PM] ilikebmthcuzimaposer: Or menopause.
[7:32:22 PM] global cherry♥: Alpackas masterbate
[7:32:23 PM] ilikebmthcuzimaposer: Or masturbation.
[7:32:27 PM] ilikebmthcuzimaposer: OKAY.
[7:32:41 PM] ilikebmthcuzimaposer: Alpacas Masturbate S...
[7:32:46 PM] ilikebmthcuzimaposer: Suddenly?
[7:32:53 PM] ilikebmthcuzimaposer: Or swiftly?
[7:33:01 PM] ilikebmthcuzimaposer: Or subtlly?
[7:33:08 PM] ilikebmthcuzimaposer: *idk how tew spel eht
[7:33:12 PM] global cherry♥: swiftly
[7:33:15 PM] ilikebmthcuzimaposer: K.
[7:33:32 PM] ilikebmthcuzimaposer: Hmmm, 'K'...
[7:33:37 PM] ilikebmthcuzimaposer: 'Kuz..?
[7:33:52 PM] ilikebmthcuzimaposer: I GOT IT.
[7:34:09 PM] ilikebmthcuzimaposer: Alpacas masturbate swiftly 'kuz (of) Jerks.
[7:34:17 PM] ilikebmthcuzimaposer: :'DDDDD
[7:34:24 PM] ilikebmthcuzimaposer: Or Jews..
[7:34:30 PM] ilikebmthcuzimaposer: Or Jaws...
[7:34:35 PM] ilikebmthcuzimaposer: Or Jennifer...
[7:34:36 PM] global cherry♥: J-low.
[7:34:37 PM] ilikebmthcuzimaposer: OR JESUS.
[7:34:40 PM] ilikebmthcuzimaposer: Ew, no.
[7:35:43 PM] global cherry♥: Jormama then. :I
[7:35:50 PM] ilikebmthcuzimaposer: I like Jews...
[7:35:53 PM] ilikebmthcuzimaposer: Or Jaws...
[7:35:56 PM] ilikebmthcuzimaposer: Or Jennifer...
[7:36:07 PM] ilikebmthcuzimaposer: *'kuz - > 'cause
[7:36:09 PM] ilikebmthcuzimaposer: ;D
[7:36:13 PM] global cherry♥: kay..
[7:36:17 PM] ilikebmthcuzimaposer: RNG?
[7:36:18 PM] ilikebmthcuzimaposer: c:
[7:36:25 PM] global cherry♥: WHUT?
[7:36:57 PM] ilikebmthcuzimaposer: http://lmgtfy.com/?q=RNG
[7:37:25 PM] global cherry♥: Holy snap..
[7:37:41 PM] ilikebmthcuzimaposer: <33
[7:37:42 PM] ilikebmthcuzimaposer: SEXY, I KNOW
[7:38:16 PM] ilikebmthcuzimaposer: //roll-dice1-sides3
[7:38:21 PM] ilikebmthcuzimaposer: FFFFF. Forgot.
[7:38:25 PM] ilikebmthcuzimaposer: This isn't AIM.
[7:38:35 PM] ilikebmthcuzimaposer: DDx
[7:38:44 PM] global cherry♥: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL.
[7:39:06 PM] ilikebmthcuzimaposer: Pick the mumbers.
[7:39:09 PM] ilikebmthcuzimaposer: 1 = ??
[7:39:11 PM] ilikebmthcuzimaposer: 2 = ??
[7:39:12 PM] global cherry♥: 8.
[7:39:13 PM] ilikebmthcuzimaposer: 3 = ??
[7:39:16 PM] global cherry♥: 35.
[7:39:16 PM] ilikebmthcuzimaposer: NO.
[7:39:28 PM] ilikebmthcuzimaposer: xDD
[7:39:35 PM] ilikebmthcuzimaposer: 1 = Jaws.
[7:39:38 PM] ilikebmthcuzimaposer: 2 = Jennifer.
[7:39:41 PM] ilikebmthcuzimaposer: 3 = Jews.
[7:39:46 PM] global cherry♥: 2.
[7:39:46 PM] ilikebmthcuzimaposer: Kgo.
[7:39:53 PM] global cherry♥: YOU SPIN IT.
[7:39:54 PM] global cherry♥: ; A;
[7:39:55 PM] ilikebmthcuzimaposer: 1
Timestamp: 2011-06-28 02:39:49 UTC
[7:40:00 PM] ilikebmthcuzimaposer: LOL JAWS.
[7:40:13 PM] ilikebmthcuzimaposer: I prefer Jws.
[7:40:16 PM] ilikebmthcuzimaposer: Or Jennifer.
[7:40:20 PM] ilikebmthcuzimaposer: *Jews.


[22:58] Lord Khajmer: Magby's animated sprite is addorable
[22:58] pokefan17: LOL
[22:58] pokefan17: XD
[22:58] Lord Khajmer: http://lordkhajmer.proboards.com/ind...read=35&page=1
[22:58] jeneexxx: Thanks for the randomness, Nate.
[22:58] Lord Khajmer: look at that
[22:58] pokefan17: oh yes ima lookin
[22:58] Lord Khajmer: How cute is that
[22:58] jeneexxx: It's beautiful.
[22:58] jeneexxx: Anyway.
[22:58] pokefan17: good thing it didnt fall off either side
[22:58] pokefan17: heads big
[22:59] jeneexxx: Head looks like balls.
[22:59] jeneexxx: Numerous balls.
[22:59] jeneexxx: Like, pen*s.
[22:59] jeneexxx: Pen*s balls.
[23:00] jeneexxx: TESTICLES.
[23:00] jeneexxx: That's the word.
[23:00] Lord Khajmer: WE GET IT
[23:00] pokefan17: ^
[23:00] jeneexxx: SORRY.
[23:00] jeneexxx: I FORGOT WHAT THEY WERE CALLED FOR A SECOND.
[23:00] Lord Khajmer: YOU FAIL
[23:00] pokefan17: just ballz
[23:00] pokefan17: would do
[23:00] jeneexxx: Yeah, but I could be taking about soccer. :I
[23:00] Lord Khajmer: What are they teaching you kids in school these days
[23:00] pokefan17: maths :-(
[23:00] jeneexxx: ^
[23:00] jeneexxx: n Sciences. :(
[23:00] Lord Khajmer: f*ck math
[23:01] Lord Khajmer: Science is awesome
[23:01] jeneexxx: :(
[23:01] jeneexxx: Not this Sciences.
[23:01] pokefan17: i like programming.
[23:01] pokefan17: cuz i can make my own chick
[23:01] Lord Khajmer: I'm a history buff
[23:01] pokefan17: LOL
[23:01] Lord Khajmer: Well done
[23:01] jeneexxx: I like Magby's head.
[23:01] jeneexxx: 'Cuz it looks like balls.

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