08-30-2009, 02:02 PM
Elite Trainer (Level 2)
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: in your house eating your cookies!
I'm On a Boat.
I’m on a boat
“Come on Jack, we’re gonna miss the boat!”
“I know, I’m coming!”
“You’ve taken long enough, kid.”
Bob, Jack's dad, is a war hardened man of large stature.He's in the military and is being stationed in Japan. Iraqi forces have invaded Tokyo and are developing new technology. Bob's unit has been called up to infiltrate Tokyo and terminate the Iraqi forces. Fortunately for Jack he gets to go on a cruise to Japan. Unfortunately for him, he’s losing his only family for 5 months, possibly more. Jack loves his dad but hates that he’s always gone. He’s now going to try and salvage what’s left of his time with his dad.
“Gosh dang Jack, you’re lucky I didn’t leave without you.”
“I’m really glad you didn’t Dad.”
Jack and his dad left their abnormally colored orange house and sped off to the local docking station. They arrived to find an old man with a long black beard, yelling,
“Last call for the military cruise to Japan! Last call!”
They quickly ran up and flashed the old man their tickets, ran up the ramp to the boat and got on. When they walked on they were greeted by a nice man with neatly combed hair. He was a little on the short side, but he had a nice vibe to him.
“Hello and welcome to the military cruise to Japan. We know what you must be going through so we would like you and your son’s time together to be really special. Let me personally show you to your rooms.”
After just seeing the hallways on this boat, Jack could already tell that they were going to be living in luxury this next week. There were fancy chandeliers everywhere and fancy purple carpet. Their room, oh their room! It was just magnificent, with its fancy colored walls and it’s gold toilet seats. Not to mention the great view of the beautiful sea.
“Dad this boat is amazing!”
“Yeah son, It sure is.”
The next day after Jack enjoyed an amazing outdoor buffet breakfast, He was just relaxing outside on a beach chair overlooking the sea. He put on his aviator sunglasses and drifted off to his own little world…or did he?
“Oh Vanessa! We haven’t done this in a while. Oh my god!”
Little did Jack know he was sucking face with a Magikarp rather than his bronze brunette goddess Vanessa.
Vanessa is Jack's girlfriend of 2 years. They both live in San Francisco, California. Vanessa was out clubbing one day with her friends at their favorite hotspot. That evening, her friends noticed that she wasn't very good at meeting other men. So the quickly found out that Vanessa likes guys that are tall, tan and have brown hair.
Vanessa and her friends went to the mall the next day because that's a place they could find some good looking guys. They were walking by the sporting goods store when they saw Jack, a guy that fits Vanessa's liking perfectly. They found out Jack's name then introduced him to Vanessa. They qiuickly hit it off.
Jack's now on a cruise waking up to a rather...fishy friend.
“Holy ****! You’re a Magikarp!"
He awoke to the floppy red fish on his head. Jack quickly thrust it off of him and onto the hardwood floor on the deck of the boat.
“Magikarp, you’re going down! Go Marill!”
Jack threw his Pokeball in the air and a beam of white light shot out of it onto the ground as a round white silhouette appeared. It then appeared as the blue pokemon Marill. It was like a blue and white beach ball with a tail and round ears. Marril’s tail was black with a blue ball on the end and his ears were red on the inside.
“Marill, use water gun!”
Marill shot a burst of water at the Magikarp and nothing seemed to happen. Jack then realized that he was going to have to start using some physical attacks.
Then the Magikarp splashed into the water.
“No we lost it!”
But then a humongous Gyarados, roared and shot the Magikarp all the way back onto the boat with a great burst of water.
Jack wondered if maybe that was the Magikarp's father and it didn't want it anymore, and that's how it got on the boat in the first place.
He then commanded to Marill,
“Marill, use Slam!”
Marill then jumped onto the railings of the boat, wobbled a little, and jumped onto the red fishy.
The Magikarp seemed flustered, then flailed all over the ground and managed to slap Marill with its tail a few times. Marill was still in good condition though.
"Marill, damage it with Aqua Tail!"
Marill's tail then gathered a lot of water from the moisture in the air and slammed it down hard onto the Magikarp.
It didn't do much probably because of the Magikarp's water type resistance.
The Magikarp still just flailed around a lot, not hurting Marill all that much.
“Marill use Rollout!”
The air started getting dusty as Marill rolled in place and then burst into the Magikarp, it was knocked into the door to another guest's cabin.
Marill then rolled right into the Magikarp for a second time, this time with greater force.
Jack then realized that if Marill kept it up, the Magikarp would get knocked out, so he quickly pulled out his freshly purchased Great Ball and threw it towards the Magikarp before Marril could land another attack.
The Magikarp quickly turned white and was sucked into the blue and white ball. It fell to the ground and wiggled once, twice, three times and. . .
Last edited by Y2kPikachu12; 09-07-2009 at 02:39 AM.