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Old 07-29-2009, 08:53 PM
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Default Re: Quote Thread: Make a single post and store all your quotes here.

Quote:
Originally Posted by MSN
(19:35) MSUK: Did YOU know that the bible is the best selling book ever?
(19:35) MSUK: I didn't.
(19:36) Tombi: Yes. :3
(19:37) MSUK: I never knew fantasy fiction was so appealing
Quote:
Originally Posted by MSN
(00:15) MSUK: lol incestious teenage boys
(00:15) Cesar: **** I have to write a novel about that
(00:16) MSUK: About incestious teenage boys?
(00:16) MSUK: :a
(00:16) Cesar: A 17 year old brother who convinces her 14 year old sister to do ugly things at late night
(00:16) Cesar: And makes her discover the world of lascivity and unpureness
(00:16) MSUK: Damn boy I'd read it.
Quote:
Originally Posted by MSN
(00:46)MSUK: DO U LYK BASS?
(00:46)Miranda/Meshi: I fukken love ass.
Quote:
Originally Posted by MSN
(22:06) MSUK: Miranda tells me that I don't understand what happens during menustration at all, despite the fact that all you do is sit and bleed out of your cunthole.
(22:06) MSUK: SO TELL ME CLAIRE
(22:07) MSUK: DO

A) MAGICAL DWARFS DROP OUT OF CUNTHOLES WHEN SAID THING HAPPENS

B) YOU GO TO SOME MAGICAL LAND WHEN YOU MENUSTRATE
(Not including the toilet)
Quote:
Originally Posted by MSN
(13:18)Miranda/Meshi: My mum keeps touching me ...
Quote:
Originally Posted by Skype
[21:53:44] Olly//shaar says: *analrape*
[21:54:23] MSUK says: JUST BE AWARE THAT I CUM BLOOD, OLIVER
[21:54:26] MSUK says: JUST BE AWARE.
Quote:
(00:20) LETTHEBASSKICK : YO SOY LA MEJOR ESPAÑOL ALTAVOZ VEZ
(00:21) LETTHEBASSKICK : JUST LOOK AT MY TRADUCTOR
(00:21) LETTHEBASSKICK : AMAZING
(00:21) KawaiFS630 Tm: agreed
(00:21) LETTHEBASSKICK : la piscina está cerrada
(00:22) Kage: suffering a breakdown
(00:22) cesar / andoba -: You are such a good speaker, Google
Quote:
Originally Posted by MSN
(01:18) andoba / cesar: Prepubescent kids
(01:18) andoba / cesar: Lol
(01:19) CrashingTheYogur: = 60% of the population of Xbitch live
(01:19) CrashingTheYogur: The rest are just 17 year old drunks playing rock band ad infinitum
Quote:
Originally Posted by MSN
(02:10) CrashingTheYogur: I act friendly to people
(02:10) CrashingTheYogur: too
(02:11) CrashingTheYogur: when people think I'm going to be a dick.
(02:12) andoba / cesar: Wow
(02:12) andoba / cesar: a 180 cm dick
(02:12) andoba / cesar: not even that russian president
(02:12) andoba / cesar: :D
Quote:
(06:23) Perverted Duck: I think that thread has officially reached critical awesome mass.
(06:23) Perverted Duck: It's going to burst soon, and spill over into other boards.
(06:23) Perverted Duck: But who are we to contain it, really? ;]
(06:24) ThinkObjectively: I'd rather it did, the forum's usually pretty boring.
(06:24) ThinkObjectively: With all those voting polls like "HAVE YOU LOST A FINGER OR TOE NAIL ONCE"?
(06:25) ThinkObjectively: Yes because people are going to want to talk about things like that.
(06:25) ThinkObjectively: Ask something more adventurous, like I dunno
(06:25) ThinkObjectively: Have you knocked a west indian manatee down with only a slingshot and pliers.
(06:26) Perverted Duck: Tyler, has anyone ever told you that you're awesome?
(06:27) ThinkObjectively: Sometimes.
Quote:
06:32) ThinkObjectively: Rust was the real writer of Mein Kampf
(06:32) ThinkObjectively: Tru stori
(06:34) Perverted Duck: Chapter 1: THE FOUR WORD RULE AND WHY EVERYONE SHOULD HAVE TO FOLLOW IT NO MATTER WHAT FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF FFFFFFFFF
Quote:
(23:03)
(23:05) Cesar / andoba -: sounds cool
(23:06) ThinkObjectively: Cool is an understatement
(23:06) ThinkObjectively: :[
(23:07) Cesar / andoba -: It sounds good
(23:07) ThinkObjectively: thats an even bigger understatement
(23:07) ThinkObjectively: >: (
(23:07) Cesar / andoba -: IT SOUNDS VERY AWESOMELY GREAT OH **** I AMGONNA HAVE SEIZURES AND HALLUCINATIONS WITH SUCH A GREAT SONG
(23:07) ThinkObjectively: Thx
Quote:
(21:00) ThinkObjectively: Apparently caleb is writing porn.
(21:00) ThinkObjectively: HOW DO YOU WRITE PORN
(21:00) Grimness - [315]: Like this:
(21:00) Grimness - [315]: Think Objectively. says:
*OH THOSE BRUSHES
Think Objectively. says:
*STICK THEM IN ME
Think Objectively. says:
*SPLATTER SPLATTER SPLATTER

(21:00) ThinkObjectively: ...
(21:00) ThinkObjectively: well played.



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