Originally Posted by fooooootonman
Quagmire:*pulls out a condom* "And here's the condom i said i would put on"
Yeah that is a good one 9/10~
Doctor: Rudolph we've finally figured out what makes your nose red.
Rudolph: Is it Pixie Dust, or Leprachon Tales?
Doctor: No it's a tumor
Rudolph: You mean like a magical christmas tumor?
Doctor: No a maligment tumor in the base is lodged deep within your brain.
Rudolph: Like a happy special--
Doctor: You're going to die.