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I have a new fan fic called Wario Ware Inc. The beginning goes like this...

Wario Ware Inc Episode One: The Adventure Begins

One day, Wario is eating some donuts and watching TV with his brother, Waluigi. Waluigi is going to get some chips and then Wario just stays there. Suddenly, a creature named Splunks appears and steals the donuts. Wario sees the Splunks and tells Waluigi to help him chase after it.

Wario and Waluigi end up in the Temple of Form. They look around and they see a weird baton thing.

Wario: Eh? What’s this weird stick thing?

Waluigi: I don’t know. Hey, what does this button do?

Waluigi presses a big round button on the baton and then power emerges from it. Wario and Waluigi are paralyzed and don’t know what to do. Suddenly, the Splunks appears and says, “Give it back!”. Wario and Waluigi try to give the baton back until it soaks into their bodies. Wario and Waluigi are looking at their hands and panting as if they ran a mile.

Wario: What just happened?

Waluigi: How should I know?!

Splunks: The Form Baton’s power has chosen you.

Wario and Waluigi: Huh?

Splunks: The Form Baton is a magical baton that when your body moves in a different position when you’re holding the baton, you can do different things. Apparently since it soaked into your bodies, you don’t have to find another one to make things happen. You can just move your body.

Wario: Hmm… so let’s say it’s raining outside. I put my hand up as if I were holding an umbrella and an umbrella appears in my hand?

Splunks: not exactly. The power of the Form Baton is in your body and thus, the power channels through your arms making an invisible force field shielding yourself from the rain.

Waluigi: That’s cool.

Splunks: There’s just one problem. You see, when the Form Baton is soaked into people’s bodies, they can only do a certain form. Usually, the form is based on their favorite thing. Tell me your favorite things.

Wario: Well mine is garlic.

Waluigi: and mine is Eggplants.

Splunks: Then you have to form your bodies into your favorite thing and then you can do a random attack on enemies.

Wario: *looks at Waluigi* OH YEAH BABY!

Waluigi: That’s so cool!

Splunks: Thing is… I’m the guardian of the Temple of Form and without me with the Form Baton, the temple will fall and your powers will be lost.

Wario: Then I guess you can come live with us!

Suddenly, the earth starts shaking and Splunks ducks for cover in Wario’s pocket. Wario and Waluigi, along with Splunks in Wario’s pocket, run over to Wario’s house and see a caped man taking away Wario’s pet chicken named Hen.

Wario and Waluigi: HEN!

Wario and Waluigi give chase to the caped man, but he flies up into the sky with a weird stone with a joystick on it in his hands.

Splunks: THE BALANCE STONE!

Wario and Waluigi try to stop the caped man, but he teleports to somewhere else and is gone.

Wario and Waluigi look at each other.

Wario: They took Hen…

Waluigi: YOU THINK?!?

Suddenly, Wario gets a call on his cell phone. It’s his friends, Jimmy T. and Mona.

Mona: Hi. It’s Mona.

Wario: MONA! ARE YOU OK?

Mona: Yeah, I’m fine. How about you?

Waluigi: Have any of your pets been stolen?!

Mona: Um… I don’t have any pets besides my band group, but they’re in Honolulu.

Wario: *hits Waluigi on the head with a block of lead* You are so stupid.

Jimmy T.: So what’s up guys?

Wario: Hen’s been stolen by a caped guy!

Mona: What?

Waluigi: Yeah, it all started when this midget named Splunks stole our donuts and we saw a baton named the Form Baton-

Mona: Really?!? Jimmy T. and I did the same thing! We were going on an archaeology exhibition and we went into a weird temple in eastern Diamond City. The Form Baton soaked into our bodies and we ended up being able to use the Form Baton Sugar Style and the Form Baton Cheerleader Style.

Wario: We can do the Form Baton Garlic Style and the Form Baton Eggplant Style.

Jimmy T.: Where exactly are you guys?

Waluigi: We’re at our house! Hurry up or an after shock might happen!

Mona: We’re on our way.


What will happen when Wario and Waluigi find out what powers they can use? Will they encounter new friends on their adventure? Find out in the next episode of Wario Ware Inc.!


All of the characters from Smooth Moves and Touched are in this fanfic. As the story progresses, they meet new characters such as Kat & Ana and Dr. Crygor. There is a big boss named Geno. Yes, it's the same Geno from Super Mario RPG Legend of the Seven Stars. Anyways, Geno is sending a bunch of troops to eliminate the Form Baton Masters so he can rule the world with magicianry (that's not even a real word! XD). The mini big bosses before Geno are from who they fight first to who they fight last before Geno. Note that the ones marked with * are ones I made up:

Ashley & Red (joins Wario's team shortly after)
Vanessa
Big Red Troll thing from Smooth Moves
Jet*
Ultra Maximus*
Shadow (not the hedgehog)*
Bulk*
Mario (yes, the red hat plummer)
Commander Hawk*
Spirit Guy*
R.O.B
Element Guy*
Matau*
Captain Syrup

after Captain Syrup is Geno.

The kind of dialouge is alot like Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo. Occasionally some character's eyeballs will pop out of their heads (only ones that will do that so far are Mona, Young Cricket, Kat, and Ana) and some of the characters are insane like the Bobobo characters (the only sane ones are Mona, Kat, Ana, 9-Volt, 18-Volt, sometimes Dribble, sometimes Dr. Crygor, sometimes Mike, mostly Young Cricket, Ashley, and sometimes Jimmy T.).

The fighting styles and how the fights start are also like Bobobo. Seriously, I couldn't find another way to write this fanfic. Wario Ware Inc does have some insane stuff in it like Bobobo does you have to admit. Just be happy I didn't post the fan fic yet. I will once I finish my current Super Smash Bros Fan Fic.